So, here’s the deal. Life happens. And so do the daily mundane tasks. Frankly, give me the dirty dishes. The picking up toys. The backpacks, shoes, baseballs, superhero figures on the floor. I mean, even let me step on a a bed of Legos barefoot. But this. My nemesis.
Why Do Penises Have Such Bad Aim? I don’t understand this, I must say For I see it nearly everyday. It’s the mystery of the porcelain bowl And the stream that can’t seem to hit the hole. It befuddles, it astounds It literally goes beyond all bounds
“Momma, What Happened?!” How To Talk To Your Kids About The News. “Could someone shoot me, Momma?” 49 people are dead and more than 53 are wounded after a lone gunman opened fire in an Orlando club early Sunday morning. Another terror attack on US soil. Another needless hate crime. I stall, wondering how to…
What are your plans for this Summer? Picnic? Parade? Some fun in the sun and Swimming? How ’bout the grill. Throw on some hot dogs… which leads me to what I wanna do. I wanna jump naked on a trampoline. And Dance. But lots of jumping. High. And do flips. And toe-touches. Here’s why it’s so important… and…
“JUST a Mom?” “Oh, you don’t work?” If one more person would’ve said those phrases- I might seriously go all Italian on them! Going from a high-profile, public career as an anchor and reporter to having 3 babies within 21 months-(yes, a set of twins in that mix)-to caring for 3 infants was, let’s just…
I want a lightsaber. Like a REAL-LIFE lifesaver of EMPOWERMENT! With the ability to empower me, my kids, my family. And defend against the dark side. Oh, that dark side. We’ll get to that. In another galaxy far, far away. (Okay, another day.) But today is HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! Which is essentially a NATIONAL…
TOO PRETTY To Put Up With This Crap; TOO EMPOWERED To Stay Quiet Have you told your 7-year-old daughter that she’s STUPID today? No worries. Why not let a t-shirt do it for you? Hold on just a sec. Let me fix my hair, check my lipstick and adjust my own tight t-shirt. Because clearly…
EMPOWERED PARTNERS I am SO EXCITED to share this with everyone!! I am Crazy About It! So many cool, exciting and FABULOUS things have happened in such a short time at The Empowered Mom! One is the discovery of the fantastic company: Empowered Clothing Company. I want to introduce you to them. Here’s their thinking: We LIVE ON…
It’s sweltering outside! Time to shed some clothes and have some summer fun! So what will you do today? Some fun in the sun and Swimming? How ’bout the grill. Throw on some hot dogs… which leads me to what I wanna do. I wanna jump naked on a trampoline. And Dance. But lots of jumping. High. And…
So You Want To Talk Empowered? I packed the hubbs on a plane to Kansas City and off we went this past weekend to figure out this whole bloggy thing I have been doing for several weeks. It’s about time, huh? We went to something called WordCamp KC. WordCamps are community organized meetings for users…
