May The Fourth Be With You: And The Force EMPOWER You!
I want a lightsaber. Like a REAL-LIFE lifesaver of EMPOWERMENT! With the ability to empower me, my kids, my family. And defend against the dark side. Oh, that dark side. We’ll get to that. In another galaxy far, far away. (Okay, another day.) But today is HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! Which is essentially a NATIONAL…