To all my women, to all my girls, to all the men – THIS. IS. HOW. YOU. MAKE. AN. EMPOWERED. MESSAGE! Congratulations Audi!
OH. MY. GAWD. You have GOT to be kidding me! It’s the end of the school year – we are all DONE! DONE! DONE! It’s a juxtaposition of emotions: tears because our ‘babies’ are getting older and it’s going too fast and then the TERRIFYING reality hits: HOLY-OH-BABY-JESUS the kids are HOME, like ALL DAY, for the summer. It’s good and bad. And then there’s wine.
I want to share one of the most hysterical stories with you about this year – along with one of my MOST POPULAR posts called: “How To Get Fired As A Room Mom”. I can now add: How NOT to get Hired as a Room Mom! You have to check this video and post – you will relate, you will understand, and most of all, you will LAUGH!! This is a MUST SEE and a MUST READ. You will Crack Up! I laughed so hard at all the irony I think I peed my pants,
How are we possibly supposed to it all? All this empowering stuff? Well, we drop the perfectionism! And replace it with EMPOWERMENT! We are about to tape The Empowered Mom TV segments – and there’s still dirty laundry piled up. SO WHAT!! Just do one thing at a time, figure out what matters most –…
Empowering takes many forms. As you may know, my last post was Game Changer! Top 50 Most Empowering Words .
A power-inducing, shot of verbal self-esteem and jet-fuel for your confidence. If you didn’t check it out – do it now!
Today, a different take. A VERY different take.
This is titled: “Racy. Tasty. Nasty. Sassy. Succulent. Sexy. Yummy.” For a reason.
So, heads up!! This is not exactly Kindergarten curriculum. This is, however, fun.
And a bit naughty. A bit nasty. A taste of decadence.
It’s sweltering outside!
Time to shed some clothes and have some summer fun! (That’s definitely an Empowering Thing!)
So what will you do today? Some fun in the sun and Swimming? Looking for things to do at this mid-point in the summer?
How ’bout the grill. Throw on some hot dogs… which leads me to what I wanna do.
I wanna jump naked on a trampoline. And Dance. But lots of jumping. High. And do flips. And toe-touches.
Here’s why it’s so important… and why it can dramatically change your life for the better.
Dancing, Jumping, even toe-touches on a trampoline….
Wow. Now THAT’s a visual.
I can’t take it anymore. THIS is NOT September people! It’s June. We are done-kids, teachers, parents. Done with school!
Full-on whooped. No more bright and shiny like when the school year started. No more everything getting done on time – much less BEFORE it’s due.
Now it’s more like, “WHAT? What is due? When is that ceremony? How many more activities? We had 3 weeks, and you’re telling me 5 minutes before it’s due? Seriously, you’re not even thinking about asking me to do another project, play, event, are you?” I may smack the next person that tells me there’s another event. Since that’s typically frowned upon–I could always opt for another root canal.
I am so flipping checked out of school by now – it’s surprising my kids even get there.
And get this: I’m ROOM MOM.
Not just that. I’m LEAD ROOM MOM. Oh my gawd…who allowed that to happen??
But now, I think I got fired as Room Mom.
UPDATE: A.J. Clemente’s career has been a short one so far, but with enough ups and downs to make Lindsay Lohan’s head spin. After his disastrous first day on the job behind a TV news desk, he’s moved to the other chair — this morning he appeared as as a guest on the Today show!…
Get your popcorn!
This will certainly be the summer blockbuster – and the feel-good hit of the season.
Dubbed the greatest marriage proposal in the history of YouTube.
With ALREADY almost 3 MILLION hits on You Tube – this one YA GOTTA SEE!