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Feb 11

Why Do Penises Have Such Bad Aim? (Empowering Ode To Boys)

Why Do Penises Have Such Bad Aim?Why Do Penises Have Such Bad Aim?

I don't understand this, I must say
 For I see it nearly everyday.

It's the mystery of the porcelain bowl
And the stream that can't seem to hit the hole.

It befuddles, it astounds
It literally goes beyond all bounds

Why Do Penises Have Such Bad Aim?

I don't understand this, I must say
 For I see it nearly everyday.

It's the mystery of the porcelain bowl
And the stream that can't seem to hit the hole.
It befuddles, it astounds
It literally goes beyond all bounds
That thing you have - you know, you can aim- 
So on that part you can not blame. 

It's puzzling- it goes anywhere but in- 
The target's not small, it's a HUGE oval bin! 

We can't even aim in the same way - 
And yet- within the circle-ours does stay! 
The poor tile, and oh my - that grout, 
I'm so sorry to you-as I can't figure this out. 

Maybe a big red target or Cheerios might seem
 To help with the practice of a direct stream! 

How 'bout a video game app-with levels & characters that all adjoint- 
To aim at the target and then you win more points! 

For now the mystery continues, and I exclaim: 
WHY DO PENISES HAVE SUCH BAD AIM?! 
---------
 Lovingly Aimed At You, 
Love, A Boy Mom 
(P.S. Now go clean it up!)  
Written by The Empowered Boy, Maria Luce, to her 3 boys

 

 

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