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Here’s how it began:
It was PURE GENIUS. I won the BADASS lottery! I was bestowing upon the world LIFE-EFFING-changing EMPOWERMENT.
I had worked on the blog post OF. THE. CENTURY!
Hours I slaved. My superpowers in overdrive, bestowing wisdom of life-shattering proportions. A work of art.
Be a BADASS. Be EMPOWERED. Use ALL YOUR Super Powers. THESE WORDS, these TIPS, would LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
With the BadAssery coming from the Authority of Bad Ass herself, Best-Selling Author of You are a BADASS – Jen Sincero – and her New York Times-Worthy Bad Ass Wisdom – along with my EMPOWERING EXPERTISE – and SUPERPOWERS on fleek, I did it.
I had cracked the code
And promised its delivery. On Instagram with this BADASS Instachat, on The Empowered Mom Page on Facebook, to the twittosphere on twitter, on @TheEmpoweredMom SnapChat, on LinkedIn, by carrier pigeon, planes, fireworks. You name it. Mark Zuckerberg endorsed it and was ready to launch it globally. The world was waiting. I promised.
I. LOST. ALL. OF. IT.
All the Pulitzer-Prize Winning magic in my words, All my video, All my work. All the editing. My brilliance bonfire.
GONE. GONE. GONE.
After cussing more than the entire Naval Fleet. And drinking an entire glass of wine in milliseconds. There might have been tears involved.
I realized the entire point!
All Super Heroes have Kryptonite.
WE all have our personal and professional kryptonite.
The BEAUTIFUL irony here is that in the midst of teaching, I became the student.
How will I overcome it? How will I EMPOWER myself, be a BADASS and use MY SUPER POWERS?
First. By Being Honest. With You.
So, after another glass of wine. Oh hell, okay: TWO glasses! Jeez, who’s counting?
Here’s what I did:
Kryptonite. We all have it. We all experience it. But we can ALL Kick the Kryptonite to the curb!
What is YOUR Kryptonite?
I have plenty. Which I why I FOCUS, STUDY and PRACTICE empowering myself despite my doubts, despite the kryptonite. It can be self-imposed, situational, things that happen to you, failed marriages, career changes, life changes, kids overwhelming you, loss of jobs, loss of YOURSELF, loss of your empowerment and superpowers – it’s very real. And we all deal with it.
But KNOW you are better, you are stronger, YOU ARE EMPOWERED, and YOU ARE A BADASS.
Go use YOUR SUPERPOWERS and EMPOWER yourself TODAY.