Good Morning! He peed “WHERE?!”

Mornings.  The dawn of possibility. The promise of new adventure. (cue music:  “Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day… “) Only today, are the first sounds birds chirping?  Songbirds sweetly singing. Doves cooing.  All accompanied by rays of sunshine peaking through the windows?  Gently caressing our eyes to open? No. Today a…