Why Do Penises Have Such Bad Aim?
I don't understand this, I must say For I see it nearly everyday. It's the mystery of the porcelain bowl And the stream that can't seem to hit the hole.
It befuddles, it astounds It literally goes beyond all bounds
Why Do Penises Have Such Bad Aim?
I don't understand this, I must say For I see it nearly everyday. It's the mystery of the porcelain bowl And the stream that can't seem to hit the hole.
It befuddles, it astounds It literally goes beyond all bounds
That thing you have - you know, you can aim- So on that part you can not blame. It's puzzling- it goes anywhere but in- The target's not small, it's a HUGE oval bin! We can't even aim in the same way - And yet- within the circle-ours does stay! The poor tile, and oh my - that grout, I'm so sorry to you-as I can't figure this out. Maybe a big red target or Cheerios might seem To help with the practice of a direct stream! How 'bout a video game app-with levels & characters that all adjoint- To aim at the target and then you win more points! For now the mystery continues, and I exclaim: WHY DO PENISES HAVE SUCH BAD AIM?! --------- Lovingly Aimed At You, Love, A Boy Mom (P.S. Now go clean it up!) Written by The Empowered Boy, Maria Luce, to her 3 boys