Oh my. Totally think I just peed my pants. With laughter! This is absolutely HYSTERICAL! MEN experiencing the pain of labor and contractions. What would it be like? Watch this!
Tag Archive: Empowered qualities
May 06
Curse You, Cursor!!
There you are. On. Off. On. Off. On. Off. Waiting. Taunting. Teasing. Beckoning. WAITING. and BLINKING BLINKING BLINKING. That damn cursor! Have you ever had tons of work to do and yet stared at a blank screen? That’s what happened to me today. If you have EVER struggled for thoughts, words and and simply blankly …
Apr 22
The Power Of MISmatched Socks. How They Can Empower You!
Perfectionism has robbed me of so much. So much time. So much energy. And so much of my LIFE! If you’re at all a perfectionist, you can perfectly relate. I will tell you, that – at once – it is a quality that has catapulted me to fabulous victories and paralyzed me into frozen inaction. …
Apr 09
T-Rex Sex. And Other Fossil Fun.
T-Rex Sex. And Other Fossil Fun. Ever Feel Less Than Human? As a mom, I know I do. In fact, one of my boys reinforced that just the other night – telling me I sounded like a T-Rex. And no, it wasn’t while I was in the bedroom. (Wait, I pause to think now…. was …
Apr 05
THINK LIKE A LEGO and You Will Be EMPOWERED!
THINK LIKE A LEGO Writer’s Block? Mental Block? Think Like a Lego! As in BUILDING BLOCKS. Yep, here I am, The Empowered Mom – hard at work poolside with LEGO Minifigures ! They’re helping me. They’re cheering me on: Return calls, review proposals that arrived this week, WRITE your upcoming speeches and appearances, just WRITE, …
Sep 02
“Too Pretty To Do Homework” Shirt – TOO STUPID To Know Better!
TOO PRETTY To Put Up With This Crap; TOO EMPOWERED To Stay Quiet Have you told your 7-year-old daughter that she’s STUPID today? No worries. Why not let a t-shirt do it for you? Hold on just a sec. Let me fix my hair, check my lipstick and adjust my own tight t-shirt. Because clearly …
Aug 09
Start! 3 Empowering Things To Do Today To Change Your Life!
Want to Change Your Life? Two words. Two small, simple words. Just start. That’s it. Yes, it’s that simple. Read it again. But there’s a little more to it. Here’s HOW to make it count and work it to CHANGE YOUR LIFE… Here’s the key..
Jul 22
Clothe Yourself Empowered! Here’s How!
EMPOWERED PARTNERS I am SO EXCITED to share this with everyone!! I am Crazy About It! So many cool, exciting and FABULOUS things have happened in such a short time at The Empowered Mom! One is the discovery of the fantastic company: Empowered Clothing Company. I want to introduce you to them. Here’s their thinking: We LIVE ON …
Jul 12
Brain Drain Cabernet. Comfort Me With Cabernet.
THE BRAIN DRAIN CABERNET WOW!! Okay, okay! By Popular Demand and Numerous Requests, I am re-posting one of my posts – and one of my personal favorites. Salute!
The Empowered Mom — Maria Lucé
