Oh my. Totally think I just peed my pants. With laughter! This is absolutely HYSTERICAL! MEN experiencing the pain of labor and contractions. What would it be like? Watch this!
Tag Archive: children
Apr 22
The Power Of MISmatched Socks. How They Can Empower You!
Perfectionism has robbed me of so much. So much time. So much energy. And so much of my LIFE! If you’re at all a perfectionist, you can perfectly relate. I will tell you, that – at once – it is a quality that has catapulted me to fabulous victories and paralyzed me into frozen inaction. …
Apr 19
“Momma, What Happened?” How To Talk To Your Kids About The News
“Momma, What Happened?!” How To Talk To Your Kids About The News. “Momma, What happened?!” “What?”, I scurried to wipe my tears, stalling to steal a few minutes to compose myself. “Momma! You’re crying! What’s wrong?!”, my 10-year-old is now wide-eyed and scared. In seconds, my twin 8-year-olds are by my side, just as scared. …
Apr 09
T-Rex Sex. And Other Fossil Fun.
T-Rex Sex. And Other Fossil Fun. Ever Feel Less Than Human? As a mom, I know I do. In fact, one of my boys reinforced that just the other night – telling me I sounded like a T-Rex. And no, it wasn’t while I was in the bedroom. (Wait, I pause to think now…. was …
Sep 02
“Too Pretty To Do Homework” Shirt – TOO STUPID To Know Better!
TOO PRETTY To Put Up With This Crap; TOO EMPOWERED To Stay Quiet Have you told your 7-year-old daughter that she’s STUPID today? No worries. Why not let a t-shirt do it for you? Hold on just a sec. Let me fix my hair, check my lipstick and adjust my own tight t-shirt. Because clearly …
Aug 09
Start! 3 Empowering Things To Do Today To Change Your Life!
Want to Change Your Life? Two words. Two small, simple words. Just start. That’s it. Yes, it’s that simple. Read it again. But there’s a little more to it. Here’s HOW to make it count and work it to CHANGE YOUR LIFE… Here’s the key..
Jul 22
Clothe Yourself Empowered! Here’s How!
EMPOWERED PARTNERS I am SO EXCITED to share this with everyone!! I am Crazy About It! So many cool, exciting and FABULOUS things have happened in such a short time at The Empowered Mom! One is the discovery of the fantastic company: Empowered Clothing Company. I want to introduce you to them. Here’s their thinking: We LIVE ON …
Jul 19
Sixty Seconds, Priceless Payback
SIXTY SECONDS, PRICELESS PAYBACK You really need to take a couple minutes to look at this. Couple of minutes = a spirit inspired. A Life EMPOWERED. And the payback on that, well, priceless. And since we all know ALL women and ALL moms work, (Dads too, frankly), so I wanted to share this from WomenWorking.com. A great …
Jul 18
Today’s TO-DO List: Jumping Naked On Trampoline. Why YOU Should
It’s sweltering outside! Time to shed some clothes and have some summer fun! So what will you do today? Some fun in the sun and Swimming? How ’bout the grill. Throw on some hot dogs… which leads me to what I wanna do. I wanna jump naked on a trampoline. And Dance. But lots of jumping. High. And …
Jul 12
Brain Drain Cabernet. Comfort Me With Cabernet.
THE BRAIN DRAIN CABERNET WOW!! Okay, okay! By Popular Demand and Numerous Requests, I am re-posting one of my posts – and one of my personal favorites. Salute!
The Empowered Mom — Maria Lucé
