Jumping Naked on a Trampoline and Other Empowering Things To Do – Why YOU SHOULD!

It’s sweltering outside!

Time to shed some clothes and have some summer fun! (That’s definitely an Empowering Thing!)

So what will you do today? Some fun in the sun and Swimming? Looking for things to do at this mid-point in the summer?

How ’bout the grill. Throw on some hot dogs…  which leads me to what I wanna do.

I wanna jump naked on a trampoline. And Dance. But lots of jumping.  High. And do flips. And toe-touches.

Here’s why it’s so important…  and why it can dramatically change your life for the better.

Dancing, Jumping, even toe-touches on a trampoline….

Naked toe-touches.

Wow. Now THAT’s a visual.

God Bless All Of Our First Responders – Empowered HEROES!

Devastating news today out of Arizona.  An ENTIRE CREW of an elite group known as, “The Hot Shot Crew” were killed fighting a MASSIVE out of control wildfire.

Called one of the worst natural disasters in decades and also the greatest loss of firefighters since 9/11.  You can read more details here – and also find out ways you (and your kids) can help and make a difference.  This can help empower you as a parent and help empower your kids.

 

And here’s what’s even more important.

How To Get Fired As A Room Mom

I can’t take it anymore.  THIS is NOT September people!  It’s June.  We are done-kids, teachers, parents. Done with school!

Full-on whooped.  No more bright and shiny like when the school year started. No more everything getting done on time – much less BEFORE it’s due.

Now it’s more like, “WHAT? What is due? When is that ceremony? How many more activities?  We had 3 weeks, and you’re telling me 5 minutes before it’s due? Seriously, you’re not even thinking about asking me to do another project, play, event, are you?” I may smack the next person that tells me there’s another event.  Since that’s typically frowned upon–I could always opt for another root canal.

I am so flipping checked out of school by now – it’s surprising my kids even get there.

And get this: I’m ROOM MOM.

Not just that. I’m LEAD ROOM MOM. Oh my gawd…who allowed that to happen??

But now, I think I got fired as Room Mom.

Curse You, Cursor!!

There you are.

On. Off. On. Off. On. Off.

Waiting. Taunting. Teasing. Beckoning. WAITING. and BLINKING BLINKING BLINKING.

That damn cursor!

cursor

Have you ever had tons of work to do and yet stared at a blank screen?  That’s what happened to me today.  If you have EVER struggled for thoughts, words and and simply blankly stare down at the screen, the keyboard and that infinite blinking cursor – then you can NOT miss this!  This is how I kicked my cursor’s butt this morning!!  This will definitely inspire you and make you laugh!  Read on for how I turned my ‘damnit!’ into this ditty.

Superwoman’s Cape Is Now Her StraightJacket – Empower The Cape

SUPERWOMAN’S CAPE IS NOW HER STRAIGHTJACKET — EMPOWER THE CAPE
By: Maria Luce
See, here’s how it happens. She thought she could do it. And do it ALL.But then when she tried to fly and:

SUPERWOMAN GOT HER CAPE WRAPPED AROUND HER NECK.

Time to use your vast array of SUPER-POWERS and EMPOWER YOURSELF.

How many times do you find yourself slipping into the dreaded “I-have-to-be-Superwoman” thinking?  Must do it all, must be perfect, and must look good doing it.  — Oh!  And smile… Yes, THAT thinking.  Ever find yourself there?

Yea, don’t.

That cape of yours you think is so darn cute and – not to mention – you look incredible HOT and SEXY in — no, it’s actually like 4 sizes too small, is SO antiquated and idiotic – it’s reminiscent of the corset… and remember, women PASSED OUT and nearly died from those whale-bones-disguised-as-fashion.

Same thing with the Superwoman cape.  Screw the cape, I say.

The REAL Superwoman gets help!  No, not mental help. (Though, some superheroes have been seen slipping into the nearest padded room with the cape magically transformed into a straightjacket.)

The REAL SUPERWOMEN have MIGHTY POWERS:  here it is…..  ready?

Clothe Yourself Empowered! Here’s How!

EMPOWERED PARTNERS I am SO EXCITED to share this with everyone!!  I am Crazy About It! So many cool, exciting and FABULOUS things have happened in such a short time at The Empowered Mom! One is the discovery of the fantastic company:  Empowered Clothing Company.  I want to introduce you to them. Here’s their thinking: We LIVE ON…