Writer’s Block really pisses me off.
Why? Because it shows up at THE most inopportune times.
And WITHOUT being invited!
And then sometimes STAYS. Like the last straggling guests at a party. THAT. WON’T. LEAVE.
So, sometimes, like… say… NOW, for example. I just force my fingers to the keyboard.
It’s Summer, people. Time for fun, relaxation and… then comes the question: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?? Well, if you’re like our family, you are ALWAYS looking for great family activities and things to do for you family. We recently experienced probably one of THE best moments our boys ever had. It was truly…
I can’t take it anymore. THIS is NOT September people! It’s June. We are done-kids, teachers, parents. Done with school!
Full-on whooped. No more bright and shiny like when the school year started. No more everything getting done on time – much less BEFORE it’s due.
Now it’s more like, “WHAT? What is due? When is that ceremony? How many more activities? We had 3 weeks, and you’re telling me 5 minutes before it’s due? Seriously, you’re not even thinking about asking me to do another project, play, event, are you?” I may smack the next person that tells me there’s another event. Since that’s typically frowned upon–I could always opt for another root canal.
I am so flipping checked out of school by now – it’s surprising my kids even get there.
And get this: I’m ROOM MOM.
Not just that. I’m LEAD ROOM MOM. Oh my gawd…who allowed that to happen??
But now, I think I got fired as Room Mom.