UPDATE: A.J. Clemente’s career has been a short one so far, but with enough ups and downs to make Lindsay Lohan’s head spin. After his disastrous first day on the job behind a TV news desk, he’s moved to the other chair — this morning he appeared as as a guest on the Today show!…
You HAVE to see this!
Remember YOUR first day on a new job?
It doesn’t compare to this poor kid’s debut…
His FIRST DAY on the job.
Became his LAST DAY on the job.
Perfectionism has robbed me of so much. So much time. So much energy. And so much of my LIFE! If you’re at all a perfectionist, you can perfectly relate. I will tell you, that – at once – it is a quality that has catapulted me to fabulous victories and paralyzed me into frozen inaction.…
“Momma, What Happened?!” How To Talk To Your Kids About The News.
“Momma, What happened?!” (How could I possibly tell them the news?)
“What?”, I scurried to wipe my tears, stalling to steal a few minutes to compose myself.
“Momma! You’re crying! What’s wrong?!”, my 10-year-old is now wide-eyed and scared. In seconds, my twin 8-year-olds are by my side, just as scared.
I tried more stalling and mumbled something incoherent.
I couldn’t lie. I couldn’t evade.
But how do I tell them of the atrocities?
T-Rex Sex. And Other Fossil Fun.
Ever Feel Less Than Human?
As a mom (or dad), I know I do.
In fact, one of my boys reinforced that just the other night – telling me I sounded like a
And no, it wasn’t while I was in the bedroom. (Wait, I pause to think now…. was it? But I digress… )
“Momma! You sound like a T-Rex!!”
Yep!! (Now all 3 boys are hysterically laughing at me.)
Wow. Now THAT sounded particularly SEXY!
And the first thing I thought of…. T-Rex Sex. Why? I’m not sure. It must be my demented mind.
They’re telling me how I sound and I’m thinking of sex.
Here’s the skinny…
THINK LIKE A LEGO Writer’s Block? Mental Block? Think Like a Lego! As in BUILDING BLOCKS. Yep, here I am, The Empowered Mom – hard at work poolside with LEGO Minifigures ! They’re helping me. They’re cheering me on: Return calls, review proposals that arrived this week, WRITE your upcoming speeches and appearances, just WRITE,…